I nearly couldn't finish my Wispa after I read this terrifying story of how a Donegal man suffered a world of pain after he broke his penis while making love to his girlfriend.
Alan Parke told the Irish Sun:
We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top.
All of a sudden I heard something snap. I've never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating.
His neighbours even heard his squeals of angst, 'Clarissa was trying to calm me down because I was jumping around. It was the worst pain I've ever experienced.'
The pair rushed to Letterkenny General Hospitalbut were then sent to Galway before Alan's penis was eventually put in a sling.
One patient kept laughing at the pain I was in...Security wouldn't let me out of their sight I was so angry.
The trouble did not end there. After returning home, Alan had to take eight weeks off work and still had major problems stopping the bleeding. Indeed, within the first two weeks, he had to call the ambulance seven different times when the blood became too much to handle, 'A public nurse would also call out to change the dressing on the injury. I was in absolute bits.'
Obviously his girlfriend Clarissa is full of sympathy:
It was a while before he could even play with himself again he was in that much pain.
We feels ye Alan. We feels ye.
hat-tip: IrishMirror
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