Officer Down! Garda Injured During Strip Show In Station

In what must go down as one of the most Irish stories ever; a Garda has been injured while dancing during a strip show in a Co. Meath Garda Station.

The Sunday Times have alleged that a member of the notorious 'G String Kings' performed for the Gardaí to avoid potential penalty points having been stopped for having no car tax at a checkpoint.

However, in a terrible turn of events, a female Garda injured her back while dancing to the presumed stripping favourite 'Pony' by R&B star Ginuwine which you can listen to below.

Media reports alleged that the stripper had indeed agreed to perform to avoid penalty points and that it was supposed to be a birthday joke for one of the Gardaí, presumably the injured party.

Everyone here at The Sliced Pan wishes the Garda in question a speedy recovery and a happy birthday!