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Brad Pitt Scaring Poultry Makes For The Best Headline Of The Year

Brad Pitt Scaring Poultry Makes For The Best Headline Of The Year

This is the Brad Pitt chickens story that won't go away

Brad Pitt may have thought the days of bad press for Brad Pitt were behind him, what with marrying Angelia Jolie and adopting everyone, alas there is always something that can go wrong and so it has, in Larne of all places, where you get the ferry to Stranraer so it goes.

It's front page news in Larne where the latest Pitt movie is being filmed and they have just stopped short of interviewing a chicken, perhaps they were just too damn scared. The story itself includes one of, if not thee best paragraph committed to print in a very long time

“I went to Larne and when I came back the dog was shivering under a chair and the hens had all gone. Then I heard there had been another explosion while I was out."

 

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Hal LaRoux
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Former child and failed 110m hurdler.

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