Aubrey Drake Graham - better known by his stage name Drake - is a rapper, singer, songwriter, and actor.
But by Christ, he's no footballer.
Picking the ball up near the halfway line, October's Very Own displays the touch of a barnyard mule before sailing an unstoppable strike high, wide and handsome of the Smyths Toys goalposts.
As the ball shatters a lamp, Drake's tribute to his boyhood hero John O'Shea's celebration at Highbury in 2005 sparked memories of the time ITV commentator Clive Tyldesley switched up a Drake lyric to 'diss' then Milan midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng.
"Too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence; that's Kevin prince Boateng" as if the commentator on itv just quoted @Drake haha
— Jingles (@TheRealJingles) February 15, 2012
Anyone else remember when [Clive Tyldesley] quoted Drake whilst commentating? Too strung out on compliments, Overdosed on confidence!
— Harry Nye (@HarryNye) March 24, 2013
This O'Shea-like suave combined with his depressingly route one approach to the sport will likely conjure rumours of possible Irish ancestry.
And one can only hope Ireland boss Martin O'Neill wasn't present in the stands, because that's exactly the kind of shite that could earn you your first Ireland cap.