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Wednesday's Biggest Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed To Write About

Wednesday's Biggest Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed To Write About

It's hard to believe we're halfway through another week of celeb news. Time flies apparently when you're reading shite about celebs that no one should care about in the slightest but secretly love.

Today's offering:

The world is ending

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Well it may as well be. It's being reported that David Hasselhoff and the terrible twosome that are Jedward are recording a track for Sharknado 4. That's definitely the most terrifying sentence I've ever produced. What has the world become?

Michelle Keegan wears appropriate clothes for exercising

Ya, she wore a loose neon top and a pair of gym leggings. She looked flawless and entirely not out of place in a gym. We have no photos of her gym gear because she ran away from us so fast in her super-powered attire. But there she is with a different face looking unreal as usual, proving her gym going is working surprise surprise.

Laura Whitmore held a man's hand

The man in question is her new boyfriend we assume. He is off his rocker or is a rocker, we're not sure but anyway he sings and she likes that. His name is Rory Williams. Congrats.

There she is with a guitar. He looks like Alan in The Hangover movie but with longer hair, more tattoos and a lot skinnier, so nothing like him really.

Rita Ora shows her bellybutton

Showing her green haired mess ex-boyfriend and son of Tommy Hilfiger, Ricky what he's missing, she shared a picture of her bellybutton and the rest of her in her bra and knickers. Cover up so you don't catch a cold girl.

All's quiet with the KJs

This news could break the internet but there wasn't that much going on with the Kardashian/Jenners today. Kim posted a load of photos of her in her pyjamas with no filter to Instagram, HOW WILD?! Khloe wore a long white dress in a picture with her main squeeze (Relax, it's mason) and Kendall shared a picture of her brother laughing. Let's hope they excite us a bit more tomorrow.

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Mallorie Ronan

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