If you ever watch The Jeremy Kyle Show, it will always makes you feel slightly better about yourself because of the ridiculousness of the guests' stories. Recently a gentleman from our fair isle, who broke the record for the number of times you can say 'Jeremy' in a five minute segment, was on the show to find out if he was the daddy to baby Ciara. He also shared some wise words with viewers:
If you're not big enough to bring them into the world, you shouldn't be big enough to have them. That's my motto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wALFJDvln2U
Right ok, doesn't make a whole lot of sense but sure not much does when it comes to this show. The gist of the story is that Robert slept with Christine and she told him she was pregnant a week later and he was suspicious, so wanted to be sure Ciara is his.
Christine meanwhile, has found a foolproof way to figure out you're pregnant;
I went on the sunbeds and I nearly passed out with the heat. That's how I knew I was pregnant.
To which Rob replied with;
You knew you were pregnant by going on the sunbeds? I'm Irish but that's a bit too much Irish that, innit?
The first video leaves you hanging completely. Is he the baby daddy or isn't he? Fret not, we have sourced those all important DNA results as well as some classic applaud-inducing lines from good old Jeremy himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72_V_Y8jZHM
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