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Aunty Finally Settles On 'Socks And Boxers' For Nephew's Christmas Present

Aunty Finally Settles On 'Socks And Boxers' For Nephew's Christmas Present

After much thought and consideration a Louth aunty has decided to buy her nephew socks and boxers for the 14th Christmas present in a row.

Speaking about her decision, Aunty Maureen said:

I had toyed with the idea of getting him a new iPhone but then settled on the socks and boxers as I think he'll get more use out of them. He seemed so happy last year when I got them that I thought, sure why fix what's not broken?

Rumour has it that Maureen will be purchasing the present at her local Dunnes Stores and plans on buying size extra large despite the fact that her nephew is only 5'9".

Maureen is also contemplating throwing in a pair of slippers and pajama bottoms for good luck. Her nephew could not be reached for comment as it's a surprise and we didn't want to ruin his Christmas.

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