There's a time and a place for breaking up with someone and a delayed plane journey is neither the time nor the place but that's exactly what one man decided to do. Talk about horrific timing. Not an ounce of privacy, eavesdroppers galore and an awkward plane journey for both parties are not factors you want to add to a break up.
Thankfully with the social media fuelled society we live in we can all now experience things that would otherwise be totally outside our radar. One twitter user, Kelly Keegs, live tweeted the whole break up while stuck on the runway in Raleigh, North Carolina, to the amusement of all in the Twittersphere.
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 23, 2015
@keegs141 Guy: "I just can't stand you. I can't be near you. I would switch seats if i could"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
At least someone was enjoying the embarrassing spectacle
This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
And then there was a very surprising change of direction in the whole break up
What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Riiggghhhtttt ok, so are they back together? Still broken up? Who the bloody hell is Charlotte?? WE NEED TO KNOW! But, alas, #PlaneBreakup will forever leave us wondering.
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