There are some new entrants in today's celeb news round up, a fortunate few who have yet to grace the eye roll inducing posts that we provide you loyal readers on a daily basis. But you can only escape our clutches for so long and today's the day Tina Fey makes her debut along with the great (not so great) man that is Justin Bieber.
Put your feet up, chill out and read this garbage so you feel like you're down with the cool kids.
Zayn thinks One Direction are shite
I guess I never explained why I left , it was for this moment to be given the opportunity to show you who i really am! #realmusic #RCA !!
— zaynmalik (@zaynmalik) July 29, 2015
— zaynmalik (@zaynmalik) July 29, 2015
He posted a pic of him signing a solo record deal to Twitter and followed it up with a tweet about him now making 'real' music. Some people think that means real to him and what he likes but other fans exploded and thought he was throwing shade at his former band, One Direction, basically implying the music they make is shite. No one messes with Directioners so if you want to agree I'd suggest you just silently nod your head and keep your mouth shut.
Tina Fey IS Beyoncé
Tina Fey can do no wrong so naturally enough an Instagram video of her lip-syncing Beyoncé's 'Flawless' is, well, flawless.
Lauren Goodger reveals her favourite past time - smelling post gym feet
Lauren from TOWIE 'fame' and now a fake tan entrepreneur apparently, recently posted a photo of her smelling her boyfriend's feet after a gym session. SICK. Being a sufferer of podophobia I really can't imagine much worse you big odd ball you, Lauren!
Justin Bieber is literally dead
Don't panic, he's not really. That's just the caption he used in his recent Instagram post where he is shirtless (SHOCK) and is wearing Calvin Klein underwear (Double shock), chilling with his bff - his skateboard, and some lad Cody Simpson. They look sweaty but definitely alive.
Daily dose of the Kardashian/Jenners
They are being very quiet of late. It's as if they know we are onto them and don't want us to write about them anymore. Actually, come to think of it, that's definitely the reason. How and ever, Kourtney wore a Yeezus t-shirt to go and eat dinner with Kylie and Kendall after filming, Khloé revealed people called her 'the fat funny one' of the family and since the legal drinking age in the US is 21 and 19 in most parts of Canada, except Québec, Alberta and Manitoba, Kylie is organising a piss up in Montreal, Canada for her 18th birthday the sneaky minx.
Ciao for now.
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