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Man Accused Of A Strange Sexual Act With A Twister By Brother's Girlfriend

Man Accused Of A Strange Sexual Act With A Twister By Brother's Girlfriend

In a strange turn of events, a man has been accused by his girlfriend's fiancé of sticking a Twister ice pop down his trousers and using it to represent his manhood.

Gavin and Louise appeared on BBC'S Newsnight Jeremy Kyle, after Louise's fiancé - Gavin's brother - Gary pleaded for her to take a paternity test to prove that he was the father of their child.

It was during this argument that Louise accused Gavin of touching her bum, before Jeremy brought up the issue of the Twister.

Gavin refused to take a lie detector because he claimed to have a sore back but Louise insisted he's definitely not her child's father, saying

He has only had sex with three people because he has a face like ferret.

As it turns out, the paternity test proved that poor old Gary isn't actually the child's dad but he said he's going to look after it anyhow. Good man Gary.

In other Twister news, you can read more about how the tasty dessert is actually pear flavoured here.

hat-tip: mirror.co.uk

Mark Farrelly
Article written by
Cavan bureau chief. Former Miss World 1997 contestant.

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