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Friday's Biggest Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed Writing About

Friday's Biggest Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed Writing About

It's time for our dose of the most ridiculous, vomit-inducing celebrity gossip of the day. Hope you're looking forward to this as much as we are!

Here we go...again.

Amanda Holden Threw Water On Some Guy

I don't know who he is, but he got an awful soaking by all accounts.

Fair play, Amanda. Well done.

5 Seconds Of Summer Guitarist Michael Clifford: I thought I'd go blind after stage fire

As if 5 Seconds Of Summer have a guitarist. Anyway, some guy claiming that they do told The Sun that he feared he'd lose his sight after a stage fire of some description:

It was really scary. I walked into an open flame.

Walking into open flames is rarely good, of course. He's grand though:

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Good luck with the recovery, Michael!

Calvin Harris reminded us that he's going out with Taylor Swift

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It does get more and more ridiculous, from me apparently being allergic to cats or Taylor and I are moving in together or we’re getting married next week,

the Scot told Kiss FM.

For me it could be a lot worse and I’d still be like insanely happy with her so I’m good with it.

Give us a break, Calv, ya smug hoor ya.

Michael Buble Shared Yet Another Sonogram On Facebook

I'm sorry, but there's no way that this is only his second child. Buble's been at this for a long, long time.

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Congrats, Mick!

The Kardashians/Jenners Are Up To The Same Old Shite

Kim shared a picture from an old photo shoot which she once apparently described as 'porn.' Which is a bit rich coming from her, I have to say.

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Elsewhere, Kendall 'stunned' in a backless jumpsuit, while the younger, slightly more trollopy one wore a strappy dress.

Want to see that dress? Congratulations, you're a pervert!

We'll be back on Monday for more Hollywood insight.

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Gavan Casey
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