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Chilling Footage Has Surfaced Of That Giant Minion's Despicable Attack On Dublin

Chilling Footage Has Surfaced Of That Giant Minion's Despicable Attack On Dublin

This really is one-in-a-Minion stuff.

You might remember the giant minion who laid seige to the nation's capital on Monday afternoon.

Well, having broken free from its shackles and launching a violent and unprecedented attack on Dublin commuters, the giant Minion was subdued by armed forces, with the subsequent tribunal set to match that of the time that boat ran aground during filming for 2003 reality series Cabin Fever.

But not before one brave soldier, namely Dónal Sharpson, captured the wild beast on the loose.

This is surprisingly terrifying footage.

It is assumed Dónal now suffers from PTSD, and we'd just like to go on record as to pass on our best wishes to his friends and loved ones.

You did your country proud, young man.

Gavan Casey
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Former handwriting champion. Was violently bitten by a pelican at Fota Wildlife Park in 2001.

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