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Our Expert Scientific Analysis Of Google's Brand New Logo

Our Expert Scientific Analysis Of Google's Brand New Logo

It's grand. It moves.

Here it is:

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Meanwhile, with everyone and their mother describing it as, "like something that was drawn by a child," Google has responded with a rather amusing and presumably intentional poke-back on their homepage:

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Google says the logo is designed to combine ‘the mathematical purity of geometric forms with the child-like simplicity of schoolbook letter printing.’

‘These days, people interact with Google products across many different platforms, apps and devices- sometimes all in a single day,

Google wrote on its blog.

You expect Google to help you whenever and wherever you need it, whether it’s on your mobile phone, TV, watch, the dashboard in your car, and yes, even a desktop.

Today we’re introducing a new logo and identity family that reflects this reality and shows you when the Google magic is working for you, even on the tiniest screens.

Right so.

After I pressed them for answers for over two hours, a spokeperson from The Sliced Pan's IT laboratory finally caved and provided some expert technical insight and technical analysis.

Look, it's definitely grand. Could you even say it's good? It moves, like, which is a bit different. Other than that it's pretty much the same. I suppose you could say it's more round. Yeah, no, it's definitely grand. But very similar, in that it looks pretty much the same. Except it moves. All in all, it's fine, yeah.

Sure my browser is riddled from changing my IP address to get the US Netflix. I'm on Omega Plus or something. That's how I got caught out on Ashley Madison months before the leak. Have you a couch I could crash on, actually?

Gavan Casey
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Former handwriting champion. Was violently bitten by a pelican at Fota Wildlife Park in 2001.

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